boy i can be a real turkey sometimes. i heard maggette say that he really liked kanyes faded mohawk a while back and the guys have been listening to a lot of ye lately so i figured itd be a cool kind of comeback move. really start off on the right foot after the swine flu thing and start to get myself a little bit of cred with these guys. instead everybody calls me toilet brush and gives me crazy bruising hard dead arms. i really put myself in a pickle this time.its not like i can just shave it now. that way theyll know that they got to me. nope ole cj just has to keep going to war with a horrible looking head for at least a couple more weeks.
if youre wondering how basketball is going the answer is terrible. i had my fifth good game in a row but nellie thought steph curry would be more useful than me in the fourth. steph was so tired he was waddling around like an overtaxed chiahuahua. was nellies response hey we should get this kid some rest and let watson give us some good minutes. no diary of course it wasnt. nellies response was to do this real racist asian impression at me about homework. keith says nellies been doing that a lot lately and it made no sense in context here no matter how dumb my hair is but the fellas all loved it. because when someones crapping on ole cj its always a party i guess.
ive been watching the latest season of the ultimate fighter. theres this guy on there zak jensen. everybody picks on him and writes girl names on his head and locks him in the bathroom. hes even got a fauxhawk i mean hes basically the cj of the house. i guess he just beat a dude to death in a bathroom in mexico recently. and i think about that and how i bet those other mixed martial artists probably dont make so much fun of him anymore. and i wonder what its gonna take for these guys to stop making fun of me. theres got to be some kind of reckoning for all this at some point.
well gotta go diary thanks for listening
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