can you get pneumonia through the phone?

i know it sounds crazy just typing it but im freaking out here. just kicked the swine flu and then i call nellie to see how hes doing and now im shivering like a scooby character. swine flu followed by pneumonia sounds like just the kind of thing that would happen to old cj. this better not be pneumonia. this better be more swine flu.

the other day vladram told me that yellowstone park is one giant supervolcano and when it blows all sentient life goes byebye in like twenty minutes. i was like thanks vladram like i need another reason to not sleep.

i should go google this stuff bye diary

EDIT 1: google didnt exactly calm me down. believe the supervolcano hype and as for pneumonia through the phone well i didnt find any confirmation that that happens but i didnt find anybody disproving it either. plus lets face it even if it hasnt happened before we all know who patient zero is gonna be. is bron right? is this all happening to me because i took jordans number?

EDIT 2: just put the number 23 to the top of my netflix heres hoping it has some answers