seriously. its not bad enough to be all fevery and achy and being shaky stomachwise morning noon and night? its gotta have an embarrassing name also? i wonder who that first doctor was who identified this thing and decided to call it swine flu even though he had to know it would mean that millions of people would get clowned someday. what a huge dickhead that doctor must be.
the guys are gonna have a field day with this. even when nothing is going on they poke fun at me. during camp when i was sad about not going to orlando andris started calling me cj datsun and everyone was laughing. i asked coach what datsun meant and he said it was an old car. i said let me guess its a lame car and theyre making fun of me. instead of responding verbally he gave me a cup check so stiff that i fell to the ground shrieking. i still shrivel up a little when i think about that cup check. and now im coming back with a runny nose from a disease with a pig name. it is not gonna be a picnic of a month for old cj.
EDIT: obviously doctors can be women. my orthodontist is a woman.
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