
Two days after every State of the Union address I work out my orbital bones.
* 30 socket push-ups
* 10 cross-eyes w/ resistance
* 40 skwunches
* 8 left hooks to own face (right eye)
* 8 right hooks to own face (left eye)
* 30 seconds direct flame exposure
* 1 2.5-lb slab of raw silken tofu
* 4 oz water (it was my cheat day)
The next time you are in Miami, Fla. Holla at me. I know you think there are no fans for you on the east coast, but you got me ok dude!
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