Burgers With Spaghetti On Them

Whatever happened to these? They were all over the place, and now nothing. It's like...?

Think I'm gonna trade Monta. Why is that guy having so much trouble learning the offense? He's been a coach or player in this league for over 40 years! Or something. Christ, I'm drunk.

Keith came up to me today and said that we should maybe start teaching the guys some basic defensive tactics, like boxing out and raising their arms in certain situations. I told him I thought that was a fine idea, and so I went to look some up defensive drills on the Internet, but I started playing this online game where you hit a penguin with a baseball bat, and I got really good at it, and before I knew it I'd had a pitcher of White Russians and it was already lunchtime. So I told Keith we'd have to hold off on the whole defense thing until another day. He got the saddest look on his face! It made me laugh so hard I was barely able to pull out of the parking lot before the players could ask me why I wasn't coming to practice. I went and saw "2012." Pretty solid. The four mai tais I had in my car afterwards? Solider still.

People don't believe me when I say this, but coaching's still fun.

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